Absinthe's Input:

consulting-meerkat:

sherlocked-ravenclaw-companion:

outofthecavern:

I can’t decide which is more awesome, that Peter Pan is taunting Darth Vader, or that the stormtroopers are wearing Mickey Mouse hats.

I think we’re forgetting that Darth Vader has a balloon.

DISNEYLAND.

luanlegacy:

jaysayavong:

justdilla:

mr-mousseaus-musings:

taos-glorious-thighs:

warblerninjas:

bumbledean:

marapetsrules:

quo-fomo:

doctor-professor-smith:

indigo-sach:

blainewarblr:

penis

penisn’t

vagina

vagouta

anus

anyou

blowjob

blowunemployed

hymen

byemen

prostate

antistate

breast

brwest

clitoris

clitorisn’t

Urethra
Myrethra

genital

genishort

Erection

Limption

masturbate

slavebate

mainlylaura:

piecesofnever:

ninjagiry:

retro-girl811:

Blue Cocktail Dresses

unf that last one

*makes grabby hands*

For all that I’m happy that I get to live in mostly comfy clothes, sometimes I long for a more formal culture fashion-wise.  

someone please put all of these on Laura Main right now

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

30 Day New Girl Photoshop Challenge  
Day 10 ➝ Favourite guest star
↳ Merritt Wever as Elizabeth

edentimm:

i dont exist so you can find me attractive and acceptable

thegoddamazon:

someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking

LMFAO OH MY GOD

tattedkpop:

bias~ <33333

tattedkpop:

bias~ <33333

shardula:

work-in-progress images of my Innocent Girls III

I hope my head doesn't get very big. I'm just going to keep my feet on the ground, stick to friends and family and try to lead a normal life.